CAJUN HALLOUMI BITES 9.4 (V)

Cajun spice coated halloumi served with sweet chilli dip

HAGGIS BON BONS 9.4 (VG available)

Haggis balls deep-fried in our own beer batter and served with homemade whisky sauce

SOUP OF THE DAY - 8.9 (VG)

Soup made daily with fresh and seasonal veggies, served with a side of garlic bread.

Wee sides…

CHIPS - £6.4 (VG)

CURLY FRIES - 6.9 (VG)

ONION RINGS - 6.9 (VG)

GARLIC BREAD – 6.4 (VG)

CHEESY GARLIC BREAD – 7.4 (V)

(Add jalapenos for garlic bread for 50p)

Upgrade regular chips to curly fries for £1.5

POSH FISH & CHIPS 19.40

Extra fresh and locally sourced haddock fillets fried in our homemade beer batter. Served with pickled onions, peas and tartare sauce.

HAGGIS NEEPS & TATTIES 17.9 (VG available)

Tasty Haggis from the Scottish Highlands served with our own homemade whisky sauce. 

Bangers & mash 17.9 (VG available)

Traditional Scottish pork sausages served with mashed potatoes, green peas and crispy onions in homemade gravy.

CLASSIC MAC & CHEESE (V) 16.40

Great steamy mug of macaroni tossed in homemade cheese sauce. Served with a side of garlic bread.

Add either haggis, vegan haggis, bacon, jalapenos or homemade pulled pork for £1.5

BUFFALO CHICKEN GOUJONS & CHIPS 16.90

Chicken strips marinated in our own buffalo and Cajun spice mix, before being breaded and fried. Served with coleslaw. 

STEAK PIE & CHIPS 17.90

Traditional Scottish steak pie in a shortcrust pastry. Served with seasonal vegetables and onion gravy.

Ask staff to switch the chips for mashed potatoes.

BALTI CAULIFLOWER & SPINACH PIE & CHIPS 17.9 (VG) 

Chunks of cauliflower, chickpeas, lentils, spinach and mixed vegetables with spicy Balti sauce in a shortcrust pastry. Served with seasonal vegetables and onion gravy.

Ask staff to switch chips for mashed potatoes.

Burgers

All our burgers are garnished with lettuce and tomato. Served with chips and homemade coleslaw on the side. (Add our homemade burger sauce for £1)

ORIGINAL COW BURGER 17.4

Traditional Scottish Angus beef patty with gherkins

Add cheese or bacon for £1.5

THE DIRTY COW BURGER 19.4

Our original burger piled with cheese, bacon, haggis, onion rings and jalapeños

THE MOTHER CLUCKER BURGER 18.9

Buffalo chicken goujons topped with bacon, cheese, hash brown and a homemade burger sauce

BBQ VEGAN BURGER (VG) 18.4

Moving mountain vegan burger piled with vegan cheese, barbecue sauce and onion rings. Served with vegan coleslaw.

Add vegan haggis for £1.50

Upgrade chips to curly fries for £1.50

Hot dogs

All our hot dogs are topped with our own currywurst sauce, served with chips and homemade coleslaw on the side.

THE SCOT DOG 17.4

Handmade, locally sourced pork sausage,  

topped with gherkins, crispy onions and     homemade curry sauce.

Add pulled pork or haggis for £1.5

THE BANGER DOG 18.9

Handmade pork sausage, loaded with haggis,   gherkins, jalapenos, topped with crispy onions  and homemade curry sauce.

Add pulled pork for £1.5

THE GARDEN DOG 17.4 (VG)

Huge vegan sausage topped with crispy onions, gherkins and homemade curry sauce Add vegan haggis for £1.5

Upgrade chips to curly fries for £1.5

Dirty Cravings Boards

(NOT SO WEE FOR 2 PEOPLE)

(MASSIVE FOR 3+ PEOPLE)

NOT SO “WEE” DIRTY FRIES - 15.40 

MASSIVE DIRTY FRIES - 26.9 (V/VG available)

Loads of chips covered with cheese, bacon, jalapeños and haggis

Vegan cheese and vegan haggis available 

NOT SO “WEE” NACHO BOARD - 13.4

MASSIVE NACHO BOARD - 22.9 (VG available)

Homemade nachos, served with melted cheese, jalapeños, homemade salsa, guacamole and sour cream

Add haggis, vegan haggis or homemade pulled pork for £3

Desserts

DEEP-FRIED MARS BAR 10.9 (V)

Truly Scottish! Battered and deep-fried Mars bar served with ice cream and a shot of Buckfast (for 18+ only!) Available without the Buckfast £8.9

STICKY TOFFEE PUDDING 9.4 (V)

Everyone’s favourite pudding, served with vanilla ice cream.

SINGLE MALT, NEAT (+18 years old)

Ask our bartenders to complete your meal with a great dram of some of the finest Scottish whisky!

A quick bite to eat, ready as you order

Peanuts (VG) 4

Wasabi peas (VG) 4

Bombay mix (VG) 3

Paprika twists (VG) 3

Crisps (VG) 1.45 

sea salt, salt & vinegar, chorizo,

cheese & onion, beef, sweet chilli.